Aik Admi Apni BV se..
Agar meri Lotri nikle to tum kiya karogi..?
BV: Adhi le ke MAIKHY chali jaungi..
Admi: 100 ki nikli hay, ye lo 50 rupy aur jaldi jana..
Agar meri Lotri nikle to tum kiya karogi..?
BV: Adhi le ke MAIKHY chali jaungi..
Admi: 100 ki nikli hay, ye lo 50 rupy aur jaldi jana..
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
ReplyDeleteFriend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
ReplyDeleteTeacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega...
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
ReplyDeleteFather:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
ReplyDeleteGirl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p
Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
ReplyDeletemagar tum na ghabrana or dal dena
tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga
or
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye
to tum nikal lena apna ATM
Usne utari saree
ReplyDeletefir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!