Aap ne nend churai hum khamosh rahe.
Aap ne Dil churaya hum khamosh rahe.
Aap Hassi Churai hum Khamosh rahe.
BUT It is too much Yaar.
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MASJID k LOTE Wapes kar do.
Aap ne Dil churaya hum khamosh rahe.
Aap Hassi Churai hum Khamosh rahe.
BUT It is too much Yaar.
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MASJID k LOTE Wapes kar do.
U r 20% Fantastic,
ReplyDeleteU r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.
Dollars has increased to Rs. 96…
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Milk has increased to Rs. 70…
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Petrol has increased to Rs. 101… :’(
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Thanks God!
Passing Marks are still 33…
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
ReplyDeleteMolvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
Hahahaha......
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a
ReplyDeletelittle girl whispered to her mother, “Why
is the bride dressed in white?” “Because
white is the color of happiness, and today
is the happiest day of her life.” The child
thought about this for a moment then
said,
“So why the groom wearing black?”
Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
ReplyDeletePathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,
Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… : …